Today we met an Australian sumo wrestler .We'll call him "Larry" because I couldn't understand a word he said. He was stuffing his face with prawn and he managed to beat Greg in a lap around the swim course at the same time. Greg was despondent for some time after this until he started drinking and then he was passed out . "Larry" helped me carry him back to the motel. Hopefully I can wake him in time for his mandatory meeting tomorrow."Larry" is supposed to come back and help me wax Greg's legs after the meeting-I tried today but Greg cries like a little girl and runs away. Quite frankly, I can't catch him because I'm a fat-ass ,as my wife so lovingly phrases it. Speaking of my wife I would like to thank her for all her support . As some of you may know, I have also been on a personal Quest to become a 300 pound gorilla. I weighed in at 272 this morning! The end is in sight. The back hair is also filling in nicely, and much of it is gray. I understand that "silverbacks" do indeed have higher status in the gorilla community, so thumbs up. Australia has also been a great place to practice scratching my back on a wide variety of trees that I would not normally see. Special thanks to Greg for taking me on this trip and helping me see my dreams come to fruition.
-Jarrod